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New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away.
The long-held 129-metre record in the field of giving husbands a chore within seconds of them getting comfortable, was shattered yesterday as Mrs Patson in Bridlington managed to sense her husband reclining on a sofa from three entire houses away.
https://newsthump.com/2024/08/09/new-world-record-established-after-woman-detects-her-husband-sitting-down-from-235-metres-away/ #humour #humor
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Hilbert and Gödel walk into a bar. Hilbert begins to tell the bartender exactly how he wants his drink prepared and all its ingredients. While starting to prepare it, the bartender asks Gödel if he wants anything. “I’m good,” Gödel says. “Thanks to him, I’ve finished the mental construction of the drink.”
#mathematics #formalism #intuitionism #humor #ontology