The conversation during this video:
A: Can you shoot the cow?
Me: Yes, I can shoot it. But I don’t want to.
A: You should shoot the cow and see what happens.
Me: Fine.
…
A: So it didn’t die.
Me: It was just one bullet and it’s a big cow.
A: But nothing happened, it didn’t get angry or anything.
Me: No. So we have established you can shoot the cow but the nothing hap— holy shit!
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