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New world record established after woman detects her husband sitting down from 235 metres away. The long-held 129-metre record in the field of giving husbands a chore within seconds of them getting comfortable, was shattered yesterday as Mrs Patson in Bridlington managed to sense her husband reclining on a sofa from three entire houses away. https://newsthump.com/2024/08/09/new-world-record-established-after-woman-detects-her-husband-sitting-down-from-235-metres-away/ #humour #humor
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